Is hot. That's why I married her. Also uber = I had too much so she's driving.

You could follow the bumper sticker guidance... or just not be a total asshole

Your vehicle is big enough for a lot more dog. Get a bigger dog.

#Pepsi

Scenic drive

How lazy are people? Is it really that hard to park, get out and use an ATM

Jackhammer, asphalt, and 1 hour and you got yourself a fun new driveway!

Get OFF THE MF PHONE and PAY ATTENTION to what you are doing, you ASS HAT

iPhoning while driving a MUNI train is a safety fail.

Train

Still poked one out 250yds

There should be no other way.

Mmmmmmmm. That is all.

XL Dunkin and some tunes

Movie night!