Results: #ninja
Ouroboros
Sure, Staples. Sell me your shitty Angry Birds knock off.
Faptastic
Blends in with shadows, darkness. Ended up with bum on floor due to stealth abilities. #blackpower
Ashley Cav...
Ultimately, it's just a plastic bag and should really be organic hemp or something, but it's a Ninja Tune bag, so it's pretty cool.