Too predictable

No fun and not even that strenuous. Hamster wheels.

Pretty sure wearing a scarf interferes with the proper practicing of yoga, Lululemon.

Like summer in a bowl

Too healthy

What's the only thing I hate more than cats? Cat vomit.

"ladies and gentlemen we are delayed due to train traffic ahead." I rode express.

Shut.Up.Now.You sound like the worst cartoon ever.

Spending $5 at a coffeeshop then realizing they don't have free wifi....

He made it most of the way there so I can't give him an A but still pretty damn impressive