90s in 2012. Any song that samples Kool & The Gangs "Summer Madness" is always a win.

Warms my food. Gives me testicular cancer? A+ for Papa John's.

Two forks in the same package. I feel sorry for the next guy who has to eat a salad.

Leaving Christmas lights up year-round. It's always a Christmas party, just with less debauchery.

Beer stains on your favorite shoes that you don't notice until the next day.