Because
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              ate
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              delicious
            
          
            
              pho
            
          
            
              before
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              photographed
            
          
            
              it.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              For
            
          
            
              spring
            
          
            
              rolls.
            
          
            
              They
            
          
            
              make
            
          
            
              it
            
          
            
              sound
            
          
            
              so
            
          
            
              unappetizing...
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Circa
            
          
            
              1997.
            
          
            
              Super
            
          
            
              loud
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              clackety.
            
          
            
              Built
            
          
            
              like
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              brick
            
          
            
              shithouse.
            
          
        
        
        
      






