And none in the cabinet... LAME

Makes faces at me, won't stop talking about her cats

Nearly perfect! Could be a bit cooler...

Rancid old coffee, should have thrown it out weeks ago. Points for brand recognition.

It gets me around!

Bandages humorous but not adhesive enough, prize was also lame.

How did I get so lucky?

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