It's so awesome.

Not fit for Foxconn

Won't stop complaining.

Pretty cool. A little dirty and the sole is yellowing. Not sure if that's bad or just giving it character.

Fucking piece of shut trackball.

Smells like popcorn stank.

Like decent rice, only pre-chewed by a vulture and let loose onto my plate.

I don't particularly want a used bowl of soggy flakes, do you?