Is it bad that I'm daydreaming about the "Koko Brown Ale" thats waiting for me at home and the day isn't even halfway over?
I hear sleigh bells a ringing, and people are singing, it’s the most wonderful time of the…sorry, false alarm, it’s just some guy honking his horn.
Humpday? Um, no. More like "Moreofthesamebsday". Good times.
Let's see...beer? Check. Wine? Check. Annoying hipster attitude? Um, check.