Two ears, whiskers, tail. Sits on lap and accepts pets. Bathes noisily and leaves when you move too much.

Removing counters with little help. Not enough room for both work table and masseuse table.

Neat festive bowl filled with a variety of treats. Card a great touch. Makes me feel bad I didn't get boss a gift.

Spectacular attention to detail, delicious taste, great arrangement. Baker knows her stuff.

Mostly naked guys in a mall, being picked on by a girl who can afford cloths. Not a good advertisement.

Escalator not moving; can still get upstairs.

Very little off-topic items, very informative. Didn't say what Git was, but they obviously know it.