Cask conditioned!

Bending is his middle name.

Kind of fancy

Whole place smells like deep-fried ass

Best wife ever!

Keeping 'em pacified until lunch gets here

If I were any more relaxed I'd be in a coma

Instead of beer. It's mellower.

You were supposed to be here 15 minutes ago

Real sugary goodness

Only Christmas movie that makes sense anymore

Its sweetness is only exceeded by its caffeine content

I don't pay you the big bucks to have this placed on my table, fancy restaurant.

Gets us where we want to go. Only has to go in the shop 2-3x/year.