I was born here, asshats. This is just my first check in in Cali
I think the first black pudding I had was somehow bad. This time it's delicious.
At Hooters @clearwater
Tittilating, but inappropriate
Really well done, street legal, mock of the Back To The Future car.
the damn game made me take it, so i'm making you view it. #sims freeplay
I haven't used an Internets connection that slow since 1997