For some reason this seems dirty.

I'd like to think that I'm in Asia and this is a translation failure, but actually it's Crate & Barrel.

Organized, logical, and kinda boring.

F this guy and his dead bro. In what f'd up culture does killing an 8yo + 3ppl @ a sports event sound like a martyr?

Compensating?

Not sure I'd order that.

'A+' because 'f*&@ing awesome' wasn't a rating option.

Solid view and après-ski happy hour at Heavenly.

Extra special for going bust at 4am.

Own up to your mistake, f@&!er.

F for lameness. '+' because it worked.

Waited an hour to get it, but would have happily waited two.

Ooh! I think I see a 1 bedroom place for under a million dollars! Wtf.

Splash Cafe in Pismo Beach, CA. Soup is little too buttery on its own, but perfect with the fresh toasted sourdough.

Wants me to buy it...