Try not to suck so much people

Dead orchid named Wilton doesn't need maintaining!

#awful

Their beer tower is much awesomer than ours!

Unbelievable tast

No way Miss Piggy would be into that!

Cork it I bet it floats

Pretty meta

Crazy comeback from an 8-2 deficit.

#Jw #pretty #or #not

I order you to cut the cheese RIGHT NOW!

A #sparkly #decoration on my cousin's #Christmas tree.