Unconventionally attractive

Failed to light up and faceplanted in the front lawn.

U look like Buddah!!!

Why am I wearing a freakin tie???

The girl is a B+ though.

Had to borrow them

Effective at keeping out unauthorized tall people.

To look like a penis

#Shortlist #short #list #drive

Kind of an asshole, but he does a lot for pit bulls

#Elisa Thornberry

#3Letters #short #useful

i don't even know. his name's trombone shorty, though.

Super comfortable. Don't hold in farts like they used to.